did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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