we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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