i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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