You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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