It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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