Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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