so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your cock deserves a montage
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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