I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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