Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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