And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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