I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
