This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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