it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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