you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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