he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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