with your own penis?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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