i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
how does that bad decision feel?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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