VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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