I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
