I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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