We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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