Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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