Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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