i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So much Jack, so little girl.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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