So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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