We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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