I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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