FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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