are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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