real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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