If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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