I'm really into asian looking animals
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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