Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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