the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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