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(302): View more from Delaware

it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.

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(+32): View more from Belgium

Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.

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(248): View more from Michigan

SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my phone cant type all the emotion im having

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(906): View more from Michigan

I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink

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(404): View more from Georgia

Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...

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(510): View more from California

You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris

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