But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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