so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
