I've blown a few things in my day
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
how does that bad decision feel?
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