Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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