jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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