dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
This baby is an asshole
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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