i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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