Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I CAN MOONWALK!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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