i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
wow bdsm is so cute
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