he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
