I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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