Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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