I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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