Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Randomize
