I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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