So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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