I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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