I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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