Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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