that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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