we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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