He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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