i may or may not be watching the land before time
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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